This is one for the girls and something for the lads to laugh about! Just as a little disclaimer this is in no way meant to offend any of you men out there its litterally just a little bit of fun and later next week to get their own back there will be a '10 things men will never understand about us hunnies' post!
1. Oblivious?
Why is it you don't get our hints? the post it notes in magazines and sly comments when we want you to come pick us up and spend time with us! If I'm totally honest us girlies could probably do with being a little less sly racoon and a little more up front when we want something but come on lads let us think we are winning.
2.Boobs?
Chill out they're just boobs! you know who else has boobs?.... Your mum.
3.Got an itch down there? Or just checking its still there?
'Im just adjusting' Yeah okay adjusting what? don't then try hold my hand with that nasty lil hand?
4.Farts?
Why are they soo funny?... mmmm k
5. Breaking down with illness?
Come on now we all get ill from time to time but A* in drama goes to you lads when a little cold comes along
6. Money...
Why is there no limits to spending huge amounts of money on 'boys toys' yet when we want to head out in a new pair of heels we better expect the third degree! 'how much were they' 'when did you buy them' look when we both earn our own money then enjoy! But if you expect us ladies to not comment when you buy the next games console for over £300 the how bout a compliment on the new heels.... after all your the one we are impressing!
7. Computer games?
Hmmm i don't know whats so fascinating about killing people?! Acting out war scenes with dribbling zombies or racing a car off a hill on GTA...
8.Need Help? Know where your going?
Why can't you ask for help or stop and ask for directions? what is it that your pride is worth more than being stranded in the middle of nowhere for hours.
9. Golf
Now come on what is soo exciting about hitting a little ball and then walking after it.... Go fetch. To be honest that goes for football aswell that fact that you enjoy playing in the rain getting all muddy and for what?.... id rather a bath and cake!
10. Sitting comfortably?
I feel like I'm missing a trick here lads! sitting with your legs so wide apart that you have no shame in letting your meat and two veg hang low
A.//x
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