So heres some random things about us hunnies that you lads just don't understand! Alice and i have spoken to some of you and these were the most popular answers!! Enjoy! Just as a little disclaimer this is in no way meant to offend any of you men out there its litterally just a little bit of fun in response to last weeks post!
1- No means yes?
Why is it that we insist on saying no when really we mean YES! when you ask us if we want cake and we say no we really mean yes! when you ask us if we are annoyed and we say no.... we are defiantly annoyed. same goes for the word fine for some reason us ladies insist on saying we are fine just to save the argument for another day....whoops!
2- So two faced!
why is it that us girls are so two faced, one minute we are telling you just how much we hate that girl next minute we are posting pics up 'with my bff' and planning girls holidays together. You lads are so much more upfront about this kind of thing and good on your for sticking by us when we tell you all of our bitchy stories!
3- Why we never go to the toilet alone?
Boys can't understand why we can't go to the toilet unaccompanied by another girl, but they are essential for things like zipping us back into our dress, holding our clutch bag and on emergency make up check. We always come out the toilet laughing because we've been talking about you or trying to make it look like we are having fun without you.
4- Shoe obsession
You can NEVER have too many shoes, it may look like a waste of money having the same shoe in 4 different colours but to us its practicality.
5- Why you ask questions when you know you wont like the answer?
I don't know why we do this but us girls just want reassuring that the answer will be no to questions like... 'do you think she's prettier than me', 'does my bum look big in this' and ' did you just stare at her boobies'. Yeah its a silly game for us to play but just a hint don't pause before you answer!
6- why we complain about our weight and do absolutely nothing about it!
We'd all love to look like Kendall Jenner but the bottom line is cake and cocktails just have a bigger place in our hearts! why do we on having girly nights in crying over the sassy bods of famous hunnies stuffing our faces with endless amounts of chocolate and pizza.
7- overpacking
A good question asked by you men is why we need 12 outfits for a 3 day trip to the coast, as romantic as it is for you to book a last minute get a way, that leaves us no time to plan outfits and back up outfits, how can we plan if we don't know in advance what we're doing each day and whether its appropriate to wear heels or not.
8- Why we can never make a decision
When asked where we want to go for dinner or what movie we want to watch its so much easier to say 'i don't mind, its up to you' because we know deep down whatever we pick you'll only end up moaning about anyway. After all we'd only try force you to watch the latest chick flick!
9- No clothes?
For some reason we insist on staring aimlessly at our bulging wardrobes crying that we have nothing to wear when actually 'I have no clothes' means 'Theres nothing in my wardrobe that i want to wear today' sorry guys! This is probably why it takes us soo long to get ready after hours of tantrums.
10- Overthinking?
Why do we insist on laying in bed at night overthinking a situation that isn't even a situation, "why did he only send me one kiss instead of two? have i annoyed him? is there another girl?" theres just something about the way our mind works that if theres no drama its about time we created some (sorry)
A.//x (And Alice) x
